if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement

and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter

do people not realize this or


my blogs 18+ gtfo if you aren’t seriously


Today my coworker told me a story about how she lost her wallet, and a guy returned it to her with his business card in it. So of course my brain went, STEREK, and here ya go:

Derek is having a bad day. He hops onto the subway, exhausted after a long day at work. Luckily, he…


if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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sterek au: fireman!derek and waiter!stiles

happy birthday to my dear friend, attoliancrown. just some fluff to make you smile on your birthday! <3 love you!!!


Stiles watches the diner boredly from behind the counter while Lydia reties her apron for the four…


“So, what are your plans for Valentine’s Day, loverboy?” Stiles asks, glaring at his overstuffed burger, trying to figure out the best way to take a bite out of it without making all its contents fall out.

“You know, nothing much. Kira’s coming over. We’ll have dinner…

Anonymous Asked
QuestionSo I'm sending possibly the most cliché prompt ever. The pack has bets on when Derek and Stiles will finally admit that they're grossly in love and get together. Lydia bet Christmas day, which is now one week away and they're no closer to it than ever, but Lydia Martin never loses, so she has to pull out all the stops to get them to admit it (without the others knowing, since that's cheating). Answer


“Okay, guys, we’ve gotta hurry this up. Derek and Stiles will be back from picking up dinner any second now,” Lydia says as she twirls a pen in her hand.

“Alright-Scott, you’ve got money down on Decmber 1st-little ambitious there if you ask me, Allison’s hoping for January 10th…What about you Isaac?”

Isaac narrows his eyes before responding. “New Years. At midnight, specifically.”

Lydia snorts. “No way it is going to take them that long.  The holiday season is infectious, there’s no way those two will be able to get through it without a grand confession.  I’m going with…Christmas Eve. No, Christmas Day.  Alright, everyone, signatures here please.” She passes the sheet of paper that she’s written the bets on over to Allison. 

As the pack signs the paper, Lydia continues. 

“Alright, so we all agree-winner gets 50 bucks, from every pack member.  And gets to pick the movie at pack nights for the the next year.  Not to mention eternal glory.  Whoever’s guess is the next closest day to the day that Stiles and Derek finally get their act together, wins.  But once your day is over, you lose.  You only have until midnight on that day to win.”

The pack nods in agreement and Lydia slips the sheet back into her purse just as Derek and Stiles walk in the door, arguing as usual.

“You could have at least gotten one order of curly fries, that’s all I’m saying,” Stiles complains as Derek shuts the door behind them.

“You’re the only one who eats that crap.” Derek retorts.

“Yeah, which is exactly why you should have ordered it!  Would have been a nice gesture, that’s all I’m saying.” 

Derek glares at Stiles from across the kitchen counter.

“Maybe I should’ve moved my bet up,” Isaac comments.

“What bet?” calls Derek as he strides into the living room where the pack is seated.

“Nothing,” they all respond in unison.

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionI assume you prefer the term masculine? Answer




Nope, even then it’s dumb. What is masculine? The idea that men have right now of being “masculine” is something that was developed in the 50’s as an ad campaign and it is literally the most fragile concept, there is seriously nothing “strong” about it. How about, you be who you are, and don’t limit yourself with things like that.

This is fucking stupid logic. Being described as masculine or feminine is like being described as mean or nice. Why do people have to get all butthurt and complicate shit?

It’s not about getting “butthurt” dude, it’s about the fact that most people imply that being “straight acting” as being “superior”. Go read up on your queer history man.

yes. all of the yes.



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reblogging bc this seems really useful

Anonymous Asked
Questionso ur a bottom? :( Answer


Why would you think I’m a bottom? Because I like giving oral sex? haha.

I do it all. Depends on what I’m in the mood for. Don’t like limiting myself. I wanna feel it all.

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Amen, praise be!


Amen, praise be!

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